MEMORIES:

You would think that getting into an accident would be bad enough, but moms everywhere warned that the biggest danger wasn’t the carnage itself – but the prospect of being caught off-guard in the emergency room – the tragic victim of dirty underwear. Wounds would heal, but the embarrassment of soiled undergarments – that was the type of trauma that could last a lifetime. If only someone could invent something in the way of underwear management to ensure that nobody ever have to endure the disapproving and disgusted looks from an emergency room doctor.

 

Boys had to fend for themselves, but girls were treated to the technological breakthrough of ‘Day of the Week Panties’ – ensuring that that there was a fresh set of undergarments to accompany every sunrise. For each day of the week, an accompanying set of panties, each adorned with an embroidered day of the week to remove all the guesswork. Girls could start each day confident in the fact that no matter what misfortune might come their way, at least they weren’t going to get ridiculed by some snob with a stethoscope.