Silly String

Silly String

Like some of your finer spray cheeses, Silly String comes packaged in an aerosol container and can be shot at targets up to 10 feet away. Sadly, it’s not edible like its Kraft counterpart, but ever since Wham-O introduced this novelty in the late 60s, it’s probably appeared at just as many parties.

Despite the fact that you absolutely shouldn’t ingest Silly String, the can tells us that the product is non-toxic and non-flammable, two prerequisites for most foodstuffs. It’s supposedly free of chlorofluorocarbons — archenemies of the ozone layer — but the dreaded CFCs have been found in the propellant inside some Silly String cans. That hasn’t stopped the substance from being a mainstay of birthday parties and weddings, bringing smiles to millions who put the environment on the back burner long enough to coat a sibling or spouse with a steady stream of colored goo.

Which begs the question, what exactly is Silly String? Its chemical formula is a proprietary secret; it could be made from precious moonstones for all we know. That said, when you depress the spray nozzle a long, foamy string of silly shoots out. At first, it’s cold and a little liquidy but soon solidifies into plasticized cords. This is all too appealing to the professional pranksters – who have perfected the art of pretending to sneeze then spraying innocent bystanders with brightly colored string.

Unfortunately, there have also been detractors leading the fight to rid the world of Silly String. Many towns have banned the foamy goodness and the EPA has handed out stiff fines to companies importing Silly String cans that use CFCs as propellant. As nifty as it is to have string fights with your friends, the long sticky ropes are hard to clean up and can clog municipal drains. It has also been shown to stain vinyl and while the fully-solidified strings are somewhat fireproof, Silly String just coming out of the nozzle is very combustible.

Perhaps you no longer use Silly String out of fear for the depleted ozone layer but really yearn for snot-like strings being propelled through the air. Take heart, good friends: if science has taught us anything, it’s that weird, gooey toys get invented in industrial labs on a regular basis (mostly by accident).

Assuming you may have sprayed a few cans of Silly String back in the day, perhaps even got scolded by the parents for messing up their carpet in the process, we welcome all your memories in our comments section, as we tip our hats to another unforgettable toy from the fine folks at Wham-O.

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  1. Jay says:

    In case you don’t know this….We used silly string during the war. When you did a building sweep you sprayed this ahead of you. It would drape over any strings or wires strung across a passageway or doorframe. We even had civilians who sent cases of it to us…

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