Cap'n Crunch cereal

Cap’n Crunch

Of the many modern urban myths that tangentially involve breakfast foods, there is one universally accepted truth that has been handed down unchanged from successive generations since its inception in 1962. Unaffected by the march of time, immune to the threat of the frozen microwave breakfast brigade, this truth goes marching onward in the whispers of knowing children, and in the late-night binge by their parents who remember too late to save themselves: if you eat Cap’n Crunch too quickly, or for too long, you will experience the dreaded Cap’n Crunch Mouth. CCM is an unfortunate malady that shreds the gums and roof of the mouth, rendering the subject useless for the next four to eight hours. Depending on the severity of the damage and the sensitivity of the subject, one conceivably could suffer for several days, unable to chew anything more complicated than oatmeal, which, incidentally, is where Cap’n Crunch got his start. Continue reading...

Capri Sun

Capri Sun

You can't let your kid go thirsty during his or her lunch period or on those long field trips, but the alternatives haven't always been plentiful. Sure, milk is the most nutritious offering, but it doesn't do so well for long periods without refrigeration. And, while soda doesn't require the same demands, it is neither healthy, nor the most friendly packaging for the typical bagged lunch. Parents desperate for choices rejoiced in the early 80s with the introduction of Capri Sun, a juice beverage contained within a handy metal pouch - one that has found its way into countless lunches over the years. Continue reading...

Cereal Box Archive

Cereal Box Archive

Through half-opened eyes and a cloud of sleep-deprived fog, we stared at them intently every morning while shoveled their contents into our mouth. That box of breakfast cereal greeted and enthralled us each day. And yet, take a walk down the cereal aisle today and only a handful of favorites from yesteryear remain – and most of those are barely recognizable. Wouldn’t it be nice if you had a place to go, where you could revisit the glory days of breakfast cereal boxes? Continue reading...

Charms Blow Pops

Charms Blow Pops

In the 1970s, we all heard about the famous confectionary pairing of chocolate and peanut butter, otherwise known as the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, but another innovative marriage of sweet ingredients was unleashed on the populace in 1973, one equally worthy of mention, when the Charms Candy Company introduced the world's first bubble gum filled lollipop - the Charms Blow Pop. The candy world would never be the same. Continue reading...

Chef Boyardee

Chef Boyardee

More often than not, a product mascot is a figment of the imagination of some advertising executive. But once in a while, you get the real deal, such as Ettore Boiardi, better known by the phonetic spelling of his last name, Chef Boyardee. Continue reading...

Chiclets gum

Chiclets

Some people prefer their gum in stick form. Others have grown accustomed to the slight crunch that a candy coating offers, as is commonly found in the typical gumball. Problem is, gumballs aren’t exactly the sort of thing that is easily carried in one’s pocket, unless you have an affinity for chewing lint. At the turn of the century, however, candy makers offered a compromise of sorts - a gum that offered the portability of sticks, without sacrificing that sugary shell of yummy goodness. And ever since, Chiclets have been sold around the world, both in gumball machines and in the familiar rectangular box with the cellophane window. Continue reading...

Chips Ahoy

Chips Ahoy

1963 was a good year for cookie lovers, thanks to the introduction of Chips Ahoy! to grocery stores everywhere. Though maybe not as good as the homemade version, Chips Ahoy! were certainly a fine and addictive substitute. Paired with a generous glass of ice-cold milk (much like a glass of wine, expertly paired with a gourmet meal,) it was entirely possibly to devour the whole bag in one sitting, leaving you pawing your way through cookie fragments hiding at the bottom. If this rings any bells, join us as we remember these delectable treats. Continue reading...

Choco'Lite

Choco’Lite

The discontinued candy graveyard is filled with confections that once delighted us in our youth, yet for one reason or another, dropped off the radar. Such was the case with a sweet treat from the 70s called Choco'Lite, an airy candy bar consisting of whipped milk chocolate and something described on the wrapper as "crispy chips." To many, they were one of the tastiest candy bars ever made. And then, without warning of fanfare, they disappeared from store shelves. Today, they are but a memory. Continue reading...